Posted on May 16, 2012 via A Valley Thick With Oaks with 1,093 notes

stewardofcybertron replied to your post: killmegatron replied to your post: WTF? stop…

[ooc: did you get bitten by something? Allergic to something maybe?]]

No, I have no bites anywhere. I’m not really allergic to much, but I took some Benadryl just in case. Maybe it’s a reaction to something that was on the pads we use to wrap furniture in at work. Those things never get washed and are NASTY.

Tagged: Why it's only my right hand I have no idea

Posted on May 16, 2012

killmegatron replied to your post: WTF?

stop MASTURBATIN VIGOROUSLY TO ROBOTS GFDI

NEVER!!!!!

Tagged: But seriously It's all puffy and sore and kinda freaking me out a little

Posted on May 16, 2012 with 2 notes

WTF?

My right hand is starting to swell.

Tagged: what the hell?

Posted on May 16, 2012 with 3 notes

Tagged: yup

Posted on May 16, 2012 via Picture Blog with 4 notes

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Posted on May 16, 2012 via Megatron/Starscream with 9 notes

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spikeless:

Yep I went there I was too busy to do this when I first saw the screens BUT still had to jump on the bandwagon of epic LOL Orginal post with the not very subtle screencaps

Also SS you should consider taking something more comfortable for lonely nights….the drill might not be the best choice.

GOOD THING I worked the night on that and its 6 AM so I give no fucking shit about the stupid derp I write 8”D

Good night~

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Posted on May 16, 2012 via Spikeless with 62 notes

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Posted on May 16, 2012 via xx/rhinestone.eyes with 14 notes

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